Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The new spring fashions are hitting the racks!

How are you gonna pull off those sassy, skimpy new finds? Cosmo has gave several ideas of how to trick the eye for a long, lean look --no matter what you're wearing.

--Start from the bottom. Underwear is 50% of battle and Cosmo suggests wearing "Skinny Britches" --a pair of lightweight bike shorts that will smooth out the hind quarters.

--Remember "The Girls." One of the worst offenders is VBB --visible bra band. This is when your brassiere is so tight it digs in your back. Get a professional fitting to find out what size you're supposed to wear. Smaller-chested ladies can ditch the underwire altogether and opt for a supportive, shaping tank top.

--Think of the other half. Wear something clean and simple on the bigger part of your body. If you're bottom-heavy, go for a dark, pencil skirt and doll up your look on top while bigger-busted ladies should stay neutral with a v-neck sweater or cardigan in a subtle color.

--Jeans are meant to be simple. Resist the urge to buy denim with logos on the back pockets, keep away from light, washed-out denim or anything too fancy. A dark wash with medium rise and bit of stretch are likely to the most flattering cut for any body type.

--Get Skinny Hair. The best fashion accessory is available at the beauty parlor and Cosmo suggests adding highlights or lowlights to your hair. The reason is that one block shade of color will --literally--weigh you down!

--Use Your Camera. Take pictures of different outfits and find the most flattering. Save these on your computer or print them out and hang the photos right on your closet.

--How to pose for pictures. Step out with your right foot, slightly turn your body, stick your neck out, hold your shoulders back and place your hand on your right hip for a model-worthy shot.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Fun with Windows 7

So I just bought a new laptop that has Windows 7 and while I have no clue what I’m doing, I’m having a lot of fun playing around with all the cool new features.  So much better than the piece of junk Vista I had.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Uh oh...Swimsuit Season is coming...

Uh oh, girls. It's coming --those two dreaded words that spark fear in hearts of women from 15-to-105 --swimsuit season! But there's no need to go on a crazy, crash diet --the girls at Cosmo magazine have the perfect figure-fixers no matter what your shape.

Small on Top --Less endowed gals should go for a bikini top that features ruffles, sparkles, or any type of "flare." It will distract the eye and give the illusion there's a little more than meets the eye.

A Big Belly --Grab a belted one-piece to create an instant, curvy, hourglass shape ala MARILYN MONROE.

A Bigger Booty --A little more junk in the trunk means you get to wear one of the funkiest suits around. The stylists suggest looking for a bikini bottom that features rings at the seams --it will do a better job of holding in your (ahem) assets.

Busty --A one-piece V-neck suit is a great option for girls with cleavage to spare because it will elongate your torso and minimize "the girls."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

When to Toss Old Makeup

Wondering how long you should keep that pile of makeup you have? Here you go:

Concealer: Up to 12 months.

Powder: 2 years.

Pencil eyeliner: Sharpen it regularly and it will last up to 3 years.

Eyeshadow: Also good for up to 3 years.

Foundation:If water-based, up to 12 months. Oil-based, 18 months.

Lip liner: Up to 3 years.

Lipstick: Most experts say 1-2 years. Of course, if it smells bad, toss it -- it's spoiled!

Mascara: This stuff expires the fastest-throw it away after 4 months.

Brushes: Wash 'em every 2-3 months with mild detergent and you can keep 'em until the bristles fall out.

Nail polish: Up to 12 months, depending on the quality and consistency.

Seriously? You just found out you're a millionare and that's all you have to say?!?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Woo Hoo!

Yea! Guest bath is being painted today. Guest bedroom will be painted on Thursday. Excited to see how they turn out. It's the little things, ya know? Here are some pics of the BLAND boring all white before the painting started today:



Thursday, March 4, 2010

Have questions about the 2010 Census?

“Constitution” Census Road Tour Bus will be making a two-day stop in York as part of the 2010 Census “Portrait of America” Road Tour.

Look for “Constitution” today (Thursday, March 4) from 5.m. to 9 p.m. and tomorrow (Friday, March 5) from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. when you visit the Mid-Atlantic Garden Show being held at the Toyota Arena at the York Fair Expo Center.

The 2010 Census “Portrait of America” Road Tour is helping spread the word that the 2010 Census is easy, important and confidential. There will be interactive displays where participants will be able to share images and stories explaining what the census means to them and how it will make a difference in their community. Attendees will also receive information about the census and job opportunities that are available immediately. A sample census form just like the one that will be arriving soon in mailboxes is included in the display. In addition, Census 2010 representatives will be on hand to answer questions.

The purpose of the Census Road Tour is to inspire interest and encourage participation in Census 2010. “Constitution” will make appearances at schools, malls, and community events to distribute information and raise awareness as to the importance of having everyone participate in the 2010 Census. “Constitution” is one of 13 custom built buses traveling throughout the country.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Winter Olympics Closing Ceremony in a Nutshell

In case you missed it (I didn't write this-I found it and it's silly!), this about sums up last night's closing ceremonies for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games:

Some crazy mime/mechanic “fixed it” through the power of facial expression and “dance.” He is an Olympic hero for the ages, and I covet his socks.

I have no idea what these ninth-grade snowboarders are supposed to be spelling on the floor (though I did understand the maple leaf). I love a challenge!

“President Obama will have to pony up for a case of Molson Canadian.”

THE ATHLETES! Apolo! Shani Davis high-fiving the snowpeople!

Ryan Miller is a one-man iPhone commercial — watch your back, Justin Long.

Evan Lysacek, one of the few people not documenting this madness on a small screen of his own, is just lovin’ it (like McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets).

Team Canada’s MOOSE SWEATERS.

Poor Joannie…people just keep posing with her and she has no choice but to keep standing there!
The Americans’ Olympic Cardigans are pretty cute, too.

U.S. athlete (help me out: who?) holds up a homemade “Thank You Canada” sign.

Most of these people look like they could use a beer or five.

Tenor Ben Heppner performs the Olympic Hymm. Huge lip-sync gaffe there? Discuss.

I swear he just sang “Riiiiii-colaaaaa” like in the Ricola commercial. Say it is so!

The Russian national anthem reminds me of Christmas…and The Hunt for Red October. All are about a month long.

Natalia Vodianova, the face of the 2014 Sochi Games, touches a magical snow globe as people roll around in hamster balls and everything sounds like bubbles.

Bob Costas has pretty severe issues with the presentation of Maria Guleghina: “The troika is a Russian carriage pulled by three horses…. At least that’s what they told me…. “I’m looking for the horses….” (Is this Russia’s version of Lady Gaga?)

Crazy podium makes it look like John Furlong, CEO of the VOC, was reading from the Book of Ice. (“This is the word of the snowboard… Thanks be to Alanis.”)

“These were excellent and friendly Games.” –IOC President Jacques Rogge, who got booed when he said they were over

Neil Young sings “Long May You Run,” just like he did during Conan’s final Tonight Show. He just loooooves to extinguish those flames.

Fake snowfall as we zoom in on the torch. Nice. Now turn off the Lindseycam. We get it.

What it means to William Shatner to be a Canadian: “We are a people who know how to make love in a canoe.”

Michael J. Fox is *sorry,* but if he’s watching Canada play the U.S. in hockey, he’s wearing his maple leaf sweater. (Can’t he see they’ve moved on to reindeer?)

Before the camera zoomed in, I really hoped Michael BublĂ© would turn out to be Stephen Colbert. I know, it wouldn’t make sense! But does anything, really?

I missed Avril Lavigne and Nickelback due to The Marriage Ref and my local news. I’m okay with this.

ALANIS! But not just Alanis. In the middle of Alanis: more Lindseycam. This time they zoomed in so it was just her eyes. Enough! Show Alanis!

Simple Plan and Hedley, really? Where’s Celine? Arcade Fire? Metric? Stars? Where is Rush? Be cool or be cast out, Canada…

Ooh, looking ahead to the 2012 Summer Games in London. Strike up the Love Actually song!